The Weekly Roast workflow is your team's personal comedy writer who actually reads all your Slack messages (so you don't have to).

It analyzes the week's conversations and creates sarcastic commentary that lovingly roasts your team's buzzword addiction, questionable hot takes, and the seventeen different times someone said "let's circle back on this."

What it solves

Nobody reads team updates. Your carefully crafted weekly summaries get ignored while hundreds of messages pile up in Slack channels. Important discussions, emerging problems, and team trends get buried in the noise.

The Weekly Roast solves this by making team communication actually entertaining—people read it because it's funny, but along the way they learn what their team is really talking about, what issues are trending, and what deserves attention. Teams have even caught bugs and problems they didn't know existed, all because the roast made someone pay attention who otherwise wouldn't have.

How it works

Super becomes your team's unofficial anthropologist, studying your Slack channels like ancient hieroglyphics. It identifies the buzzwords you're overusing (looking at you, "synergy"), the trends that definitely aren't trends, and the conversations that really didn't need to span 47 messages.

Then it packages everything into a roast that's sharp enough to be funny but gentle enough that nobody needs therapy afterward. Think of it as a mirror held up to your team's communication—except this mirror has a sense of humor and perfect comic timing.

How to use it

Set it up to run weekly (Monday mornings hit differently when they start with your team getting lovingly roasted). Pick your Slack channels—go big with the whole workspace or keep it spicy with just your most chaotic channels. Super handles the rest automatically.

Drop the roast in your main Slack channel and watch it become the only company-wide message that gets emoji reactions instead of radio silence. Warning: may cause increased self-awareness about how many times your team says "game changer" in a single week.